Has a nice ring to it.
If you're insane.
Should make for some good entertainment while it lasts though!
He should have to pick another reality TV star to run as his vice president.
So many to choose from! Who should he go with?
Verne Troyer?
A Kardashian?
Flavor Flav?
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Did you watch Trump's speech where he announced he was running? Worth watching if you're into train wrecks.
Dude spent more time rambling about how much money he's got ("I just sold an apartment for $15 million...") and slamming Mexicans ("When Mexico sends its people [...] they’re sending people that have lots of problems...") than talking about, you know, stuff that makes sense.
I take back what I said about politicians speaking from the heart and being authentic. Trump, at least, should stick to the script.
Jon Stewart summed the president-hopeful nicely:
Trump is the part of your brain that's like at 3 am going, 'Let's go take a shit in a mailbox. Come on, who's going to know?'The worst part is that all of Trump's talk about how rich he is could've been a selling point. In an age where lobbyists and industries regularly bribe politicians, having an independently wealthy president should appeal to people. Trump even mentions this at one point:
I don’t need anybody’s money. I’m using my own money. I’m not using the lobbyists. I’m not using donors. I don’t care.But his delivery was just so terrible I think everyone missed the point. Not that it matters. What good is an incorruptible president if he's a delusional egomaniac?
Now here's where things get interesting. Imagine that hell freezes over and Trump makes it to the top of the Republican trash heap. And imagine that pigs start flying all of a sudden and Bernie Sanders gets the nod from his fellow Democrats.
Everyone is expecting Bush - Clinton 2016 but I'd rather see Trump - Sanders, the ultimate showdown between capitalism and socialism.
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