Friday, November 25, 2016

End Times

Well folks, it's official.

The End Times are upon us.

Don't take this as some doom-and-gloom bullshit. I'm just calling it straight: this is the end of the world--as we know it. And things are just getting interesting!

The events currently unfolding around the world will determine where our species goes from here.

I guess you could say we're at a fork in the road. One fork leads to widespread misery and destruction, the other to a Star Trek-like world unlike anything we can possibly imagine.

I know how this must sound: like pure insanity.

If you know me personally then you know that I'm both dead serious and at the same time totally joking.

I'm playing my favourite role: the trickster. I'm messing with your head--or am I?



The trickster isn't so bad! He helps out in his own way. He teaches the heroes a lesson. Sometimes it's a painful lesson, sure, but it always helps in the end.

And that's what I intend to do: help, in the end. 

Let's take a look at the situation, shall we?

First we've got climate change: that's a nasty one. I try not to think or read about it, but inevitably I come upon a gloomy article that strikes terror into my heart. At the end the writer always adds some distant projection for when the shit is going to hit the fan--by the year 2100, for example--and then I feel a tiny bit of relief.

Chances are my kids won't even be around by then--phew!

But then I think of exponential growth, and the fact that the media is blatantly lying to us about everything these days, and the fact that the north pole is currently 25 degrees hotter than it should be, and the fact that we're crushing global temperature records year after year, and I poo myself a little.

OK. Moving on.

Next up we have our broken government. Here you'll find the source of political and corporate corruption, which is in turn the source of income inequality and a driver of climate instability.

All of these issues are related. All represent legitimate threats to our existence, and all of them lead back to our broken model of government.

It isn't surprising: we're talking about an 8,000 year old model that's only been slightly updated here and there. The longer we insist on using this model, the more we flirt with disaster.

What is this model, you ask? Simply put, it is Rule of the Many by the Few.

Call them elites, one percenters, politicians, oligarchs, the Illuminati, or whatever you want, but it doesn't change what they are: a few people.

That's right: a handful of regular fucking dudes.

Simply put, a handful of people hoard 80% of the wealth while another handful of people wield all the legislative power.

Tell me: how is that working out so far?

Look at nature: have you ever heard of an ecosystem where 1% of the animals consume 80% of the food? Of course not. Because such an ecosystem would be unsustainable it would collapse in no time.

Everywhere in nature there's balance, cooperation, and harmony: what makes us think we're above nature's laws?



All of this leads us back to our old, broke-ass government.

Democracy, capitalism: it's all bullshit. It's no different from the days of God-Kings and Emperors, except now we have the illusion of choice, the illusion of control, which makes us complacent.

Why try to take charge when you already think you're in charge? Why fight for freedom when you mistakenly believe you are free?

I think by now most of us understand who actually runs shit around here. Thanks to our compromised political system, entire industries and special-interest groups can bribe and lobby our elected representatives. In turn, laws are passed not for the good of the people but for the good of large, faceless entities, and more importantly, the people who profit from them.


Two questions usually come up right about now.

First: "If not democracy, if not capitalism, then what?" The follow up to this usually goes, "What are you suggesting: Communism?" Another good one I hear is "We've already tried everything else and this is the least-worst of the bunch!"

I'm always astounded by such responses.

Where's the imagination?

Of course I'm not suggesting we move backward; to the contrary, onward, fellow humans!

We can design a better system. That's right: we. Us.

One that's more balanced and less susceptible (or better yet, immune) to fraud, corruption, and dishonesty. One that represents the interests of the many and still allows for a free market.

I know it can be done! There are so many great and powerful minds out there: we just need to recruit them to our cause. Then it's just a matter of planning, design, and a lot of work.

But it can be done--not in fifty years or in thirty years or even in ten: it can be done in a matter of months!

Question number two: "Isn't income inequality natural? And isn't the alternative some kind of socialist pipe-dream?

Income inequality is natural and healthy to some extent. In its current exaggerated form, however, it undermines the stability of our global civilization.

To use an illustration, imagine a pyramid.


The stability of the structure comes from its base. That's us: the average working Joes and Janes of the world, the middle-class backbone of the economy.

What happens if we move a few bricks from the bottom of the pyramid to the top? Not much. It'll look a little weird but remain stable.

Now what if we move 80% of the blocks from the bottom to the top? What do you think might happen then?


The pyramid starts teetering badly and sooner than later it's going to topple down.

You see trickle-down economics--the idea that giving the richest people more money because they create jobs--has always been a scam invented by--you guessed it!--the richest people.

How do trickle-down economics work in real life?

Factories are moved to third-world countries where workers work for pennies. Billions of dollars are stashed in tax-free havens. Jobs are lost by the thousands and the economy is robbed of billions in tax revenue.

This, coincidentally, is a contributing factor to Donald Fuckin' Trump's narrow win over the Lizard Queen. But I won't delve into that now--saving it for another post :)


For now I want to get back to the End Times. Did I mention they're upon us?

Let's end on a positive note.

My old friend Marcus wrote, "What stands in the way becomes the way."

What stands in the way now is a combination of greed, ignorance, corruption, and division. Though these are grim problems to contend with, they nevertheless point us toward the solution.

Greed is overcome by generosity; ignorance by knowledge; corruption by virtue; and division by unity.

Now more than ever we must unite, organize, and mobilize.

We must lead the Revolution.

Oh, don't worry: I'm not suggesting violence!

No, ours will be a silent and peaceful revolution. No blood will be shed--not by us, anyway. Instead we will exploit the same broken system currently used to keep us down. We will turn the apparatus against itself and replace it with something new--something designed deliberately by the people, for the people.

And to all you old billionaire fucks: don't worry, you'll get to keep your money.

You just wont get to keep our government.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Madness!

I don't know what it is but ever since I heard Adele spit that Nicki Minaj verse I've been feeling so inspired.


No, not just inspired.

Hungry. Energized. Powerful.

Most of all, I feel ready.

Ready for what, you ask?

The world, chico, and everything in it.

Watching Adele tear shit up in that SUV awakened something in me.

Selling out arenas and making a ton of money can easily go to your head, but somehow Adele remains authentic as fuck.

And for some reason, any time I see people--famous or otherwise--keeping it real, I can't help but get jacked up.

It's a nice reminder that staying true to oneself and giving zero fucks are crucial, not only to being successful but also to being happy.

Adele's swag isn't the only thing that's got me feeling like this, however.

There's something else.

For months I've been neglecting you. I've had urges and impulses but I forcefully redirected them into other projects.

And these other projects are going well, thanks for asking! So well, in fact, that I feel I can allow myself to once again indulge my guilty pleasure.

That's you, by the way.

I just can't bear to be away from you any more, baby.

So the other day I cracked open the laptop and shot madness out of my fingertips.

And it felt glorious!

I think it was a combination of things that set me off.

Karaoke Cab notwithstanding, there's been so much goddamn nonsense out there, so much noise and so many people reacting to noise.

It would be nice if I could tune it out. It would be nice if I could let it be.

But I can't.

There's too much bullshit out there. I feel compelled to get knee-deep into it. I feel the urge to rake and fling this shit into people's faces so they can see it for what it truly is.

I mean, people have got to be paying attention to the madness, right?

You've got the American political scene, which is a piping hot mess right now. On the right you've got Trump and Palin, Rubio and that other shit-head, Cruz. Then on the left you've got Her Majesty, Lizard Queen Hilary and Bernie fuckin' Sanders vying for the nomination.

You've got Making a Murderer on Netflix and the very disturbing fact that Steven Avery is in jail for a crime he didn't commit--again. 

You've got black people getting shot by cops or poisoned by politicians. You've got white militiamen taking over government buildings and who knows what else.

It goes on and on and on...

This tweet expresses exactly how I feel right now:



Only I'm thinking bigger picture here, folks. I'm thinking this is the last season of Earth as we know it and the writers are leading us into one hell of a cliff-hanger.

Will the bipolar apes survive this self-created predicament? Will they evolve sufficiently and avoid a global cataclysm?

Or will they continue on their merry way to extinction?

Who knows?

Either way it's an extremely compelling show. Not sure about you but I can't turn away.

Must. Keep. Binge-watching.

And if we're gonna watch, why not do a little running commentary?

I've got about a dozen posts lined up, not counting the random oddball ideas that will undoubtedly become posts of their own.

In other words, get ready: I'm about to add to the madness.